Note: this is just a joke, and isn't meant to offended either sex.
Now, let's start with women in 7 words:
Women are basically the same thing as cats; both are greedy, are pretty much unwilling to do anything for someone else, unless there's something in it for them too, rarely if ever come when called, are sneaky. I applie to all of those. ;-) I ain't lyin' about that one....
Men in 7 words:
Just kidding! Everyone is selfish.
Note: all pictures of cats outside were only there for taking pictures!